someone help me shittyattackontitanjokes has half of the followers I have on this blog and it’s only got 32 posts
where did I go wrong in my life
- Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
- Asexual: I don't like sex.
- Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
- friend: -Reminds me of a horrible horrible thing-
- me: -covers friend's face with pillow gently-
- friend: help i'm drowning!
- me: -continues to cover face with pillow-
- friend: shit what is the word i'm looking for?! I'm land drowning!
- me: -innocuous continuing of pillow on face-
- friend: .....i'm being suffocated!
- me: -gently removes pillow-
//heavy breathing yes hello everyone I think I finally got most of my pending asks cleared out.
I am! I go to Valdosta State!
;D It seemed only appropriate.
The exit is to your left, Mr. Hulk.
The problem is that there are several dumb kids that actually use real ropes trying to make the prank ‘more thrilling’ or dangerous, so you’re never really sure who’s using a real rope and will get themselves hurt and your car damaged or not.