Mercurykiss
Mercurykiss
A multi-fandom, but mostly Homestuck at the moment, blog. Run by a huge derp who loves all of you guys, and ships almost everything. Don't hesitate to come to my ask box if you need anything at all!
Reblogged from tezsuckseggs, Posted by awwww-cute.
awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

someone help me shittyattackontitanjokes has half of the followers I have on this blog and it’s only got 32 posts

where did I go wrong in my life

Reblogged from offensiveminki, Posted by coelasquid.
ace-idiot:

coelasquid:

Oh shit he’s onto me.

But that’s the entire premise of the game!!

it’s also the only hope of how anyone can beat 3

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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i wonder how many people tried to reblog this when they were on post limit

(Source: liquidglue)

  • Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • Asexual: I don't like sex.
  • Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

Yoooo bigbadvoodoolady and sailorvaruna and I are playing Five Nights at  Freddy’s

http://www.twitch.tv/8bitexecutioners

  • friend: -Reminds me of a horrible horrible thing-
  • me: -covers friend's face with pillow gently-
  • friend: help i'm drowning!
  • me: -continues to cover face with pillow-
  • friend: shit what is the word i'm looking for?! I'm land drowning!
  • me: -innocuous continuing of pillow on face-
  • friend: .....i'm being suffocated!
  • me: -gently removes pillow-
Reblogged from cethinmallory, Posted by klefable. Filed under: #YOU DON'T SAY????
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

//heavy breathing yes hello everyone I think I finally got most of my pending asks cleared out.

khaotickrista asked:
Are you from Georgia, by chance?

I am! I go to Valdosta State!

Anonymous asked:
*laughs for 3823095810934839482390 years over "Right foot red"*

;D It seemed only appropriate.

Anonymous asked:
Green penis.

The exit is to your left, Mr. Hulk.

naragun asked:
so I don't get what's so bad about that invisible rope post? just drive past them and ignore them lol

The problem is that there are several dumb kids that actually use real ropes trying to make the prank ‘more thrilling’ or dangerous, so you’re never really sure who’s using a real rope and will get themselves hurt and your car damaged or not. 

Anonymous asked:
What do you study in college?

English~!